look @ how cute I am,,,, this is a crime,,,,
Taylor Swift performs at the Formula 1 US Grand Prix in Austin, Texas (10/22/16)
just an fyi if you start randomly hearing sounds like a chain saw, beating heart or screams, its your chat function because tumblr randomly changed the sounds without any warning.
you can turn it off by opening any chat window, clicking the three dots, and clicking “Make the spooky sounds stop.” This should restore the normal notification sounds.
It will then look like this:
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’
AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD
Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”
sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm
@garnier-fx there’s another one!
sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!
do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
click to make bigger!!!
THIS IS SO LONG i’ve literally included every animal in the world
once again this is based totally on science and facts i studied for 24 years at harvard